A recent (insert your favorite college here) graduate decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no classroom lessons to train her for this experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the gal begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side
I'm hoping we (Mississippi) dodged a bullet on the weather today. Were supposed to have bad thunderstorms with hail and tornados like we did last Wednesday (when we had 17 or 18 twisters, one bad one just a few miles from me) but it hasn't come to pass. The main squall should be moving east -- look out Alabama!
Found the DVD of "Evolution" real cheap at Walmart. Saw it on a rental a while ago. Rewatched it tonight. Pretty funny. Duchovny does pretty good with sarcasm and outrageous situation humor. Pretty good selection of music as well.I'm more convinced than ever that this was a parody of the "creature" stories and, to a degree, the alien mythology, done on X-Files over the years.
With only 7 blogs created here, we bloggers are not a significant percentage of even the regular visitors/posters to TIWWA, much less of the total membership.Come on folks, we need some of you quiet ones out there to get in on this! Graham was nice enough to install this feature at the last board upgrade, so let's show our appreciation by using it more.
Is this a ghost in the spire? A GHOSTLY mystery has come to light at Halifax's Square Church spire, baffling council chiefs and workers. Last week, the Evening Courier reported how a pair of lovebirds could halt restoration of the historic landmark.But when steeplejacks zoomed in to get a photograph of the birds’ nest, they ended up with an unexpected snapshot.Foreman Barry Done says the digital snap shows a ghostly figure hovering in the steeple – and the find has worried council bosses so much
Since blondton13 indicated problems with reading the English version of the article and viewing the pic, here's the whole thing:XINING, March 12 (Xinhuanet) -- Archaeologists in northwest China's Qinghai province claimed that a 5,000-year-old stone knife with designs of constellations will extend China's history of astronomical observation by 1,000 years. The finely-polished stone knife, six centimeters long and threecentimeters wide, was unearthed at the Laomao Ruins, a New Stone Age site n
ARCHAEOLOGY:Archaeologists in northwest China's Qinghai province claimed that a 5,000-year-old stone knife with designs of constellations...(more).WIERD:I have to wonder if this is real -- Chihuahua adopts chick
Had a real hell, uh hail, storm here tonight. Lasted longer than any I've ever been through. Covered one heck of an area too (several counties). Just hope my truck wasn't damaged, won't know for sure 'til daylight. Here's a couple of pix.
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone. Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up
Little Cyrus asked his dad one day, "Daddy, how was I born?" His father responded, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out, anyway!Well, you see, your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. :kickin:As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall, and since it was
Off the internet:Poltergeist The Mystery of the Mayanup Poltergeist Author: Ruby Lang Date: 3/7/2005 Mysterious showers of stones materialised out of thin air in front of hundreds of amazed witnesses during the three-year reign of the Mayanup Poltergeist.....Full article here....
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to
Computer Models predict Magnetic pole reversal in Earth and Sun can bring end to human civilization in 2012 – evidence of extra-terrestrial help in our survival http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/1753.aspHouston Couple Fights 'Demons' :devil2: With Christianity http://www.millennium-thisiswhoweare.net/tiwwa/uploads/emoticons/TIWWA_angel2.gif' alt=':angel2:'>"I saw a demon my first time when I was 7 years old and it was in my room," she said. "At the time what I saw had yellow eyes. (It was
If you want to see the original article on the internet Click here.I SEE DEAD PEOPLE Feb 27 2005 Keanu claims he has a Sixth Sense Exclusive By John Millar IN an eerie echo of movie The Sixth Sense, Keanu Reeves says he can 'see dead people'.The Hollywood star revealed his ghostly experiences in a remarkable interview about his new supernatural thriller, Constantine. When we meet in Los Angeles for the launch of the movie, Keanu tells me he has seen ghosts on at least two occasions.As he not
All that's missing is the rim-shot....Once when I was lost I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There are so many places they can hide." I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor. They sent a priest up to talk to me. He said, "On your mark..." When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me. I had a lot of pimples too. One day I fell
From the Rock-103 (Memphis) "Joke of the Day" web page -- Rodney Dangerfield oneliners--I tell you, with my doctor, I don't get no respect. Well, I told him I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo- yo, it never came back! When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your