The other day a little girl I know started asking her mother questions about God."Mommy, is God a man or a woman?" Being open-minded, her mother replied, "Both, honey.""Mommy, is God black or white?""Both, honey."Mommy, is God gay or straight?""Both, honey.""Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?"(No offense is meant to anyone of any race, creed, color, or sexual preference!)