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Okay, let's here some Gunmen oneliners...

In "Bond, Jimmy Bond"... sometime after Langley got sick because he accidently swallowed gasoline while siphoning/stealing it from someones gastank.

Later on in the episode, as he get's out of the van, he says,

"Hey, someone's got suck on the pipe - and it ain't gonna be me!"

:laugh_big:

"Every painful moment in your life casts a shadow across your neurobiology. Until you exterminate these dark memories, you will remain in a negative groove. Thus, those who cannot forget their past, are condemned to repeat it." -- J. Onan Goopta

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The oneliners don't have to just be from The Lone Gunmen show, they can also be from their appearances in the X-Files...

"Every painful moment in your life casts a shadow across your neurobiology. Until you exterminate these dark memories, you will remain in a negative groove. Thus, those who cannot forget their past, are condemned to repeat it." -- J. Onan Goopta

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Guest LauraKrycek
Ah, Scott... do you really want me to whip out all my favorites?  After that other thread, I'm afraid of being accused of taking all the good ones again.  I'm such a total devotee... one of my prized possesions is the LGM sound bytes CD that got sent to radio stations, which my wonderful beautiful cousin who I don't actually know really well but found out I love LGM so she gave it to me.  That has several good quotes on it.  Well, we'll wait and see if I have to go to my LGM library.
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Ah, Scott... do you really want me to whip out all my favorites?  After that other thread, I'm afraid of being accused of taking all the good ones again.

Laura,

I hope you realize I was just kidding over at the other thread.  You can list any of them you want to.

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"Every painful moment in your life casts a shadow across your neurobiology. Until you exterminate these dark memories, you will remain in a negative groove. Thus, those who cannot forget their past, are condemned to repeat it." -- J. Onan Goopta

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Okay, let's here some Gunmen oneliners...

X-Files "Unusual Suspects"

The boys are in jail.

Frohike to Langley:

"You'll be the first one to get traded for a pack of cigarettes."

:smokin:  :smokin:  :smokin:

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:rofl:

Oh my Goopta!  I forgot about that one!

:rofl:

"Every painful moment in your life casts a shadow across your neurobiology. Until you exterminate these dark memories, you will remain in a negative groove. Thus, those who cannot forget their past, are condemned to repeat it." -- J. Onan Goopta

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Guest LauraKrycek

Okay, starting small:

Frohike:  If that's the lovely Agent Scully, tell her I've been working out.  I'm buff.

Langly:  She is kinda hot... I mean, is that wrong?  (Langly, on Byer's ex-roommate-become-woman)

Byers:  I assure you, ma'am, we are neither slapping nor tickling.

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Guest LauraKrycek
tries to remember one liners from Kill Switch.

No real "one-liners" in Kill Switch, I think due to their screen time and the context.  But the best part is as follows:

LANGLY: Esther Nairn. You programmed the autonomous bots in Ninjitsu Princess, the most gnarliest piece of entertainment software ever.

ESTHER: Are these the brain donors that nearly got us incinerated?

(LONE GUNMEN just stare at her, lustfully.)

MULDER: Don’t let their looks fool you.

SCULLY: Your name is Esther Nairn?

(ESTHER gives SCULLY a dirty look, then crosses to GELMAN’S computer.)

FROHIKE: She is so hot.

ESTHER: Are you going to take off the cuffs, or do I have to do this with my tongue?

MULDER: (Crossing to remove the cuffs.) You don’t want to take a vote.

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