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Halloween Puns (Remember to hide your answers; I will do the same so we don't give them away to others)

 

1 ~ Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
 

2 ~ What's the best way to get rid of a demon?
 

3 ~ What's a vampire's favorite flavor of ice cream?
 

4 ~ What kind of music do mummies listen to?
 

5 ~ What kind of monster can you put in your washing machine?
 

6 ~ does Dracula keep his savings?
 

7 ~ What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
 

8 ~ What do you give to a pumpkin that's trying to stop smoking?
 

9 ~ What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
 

10 ~ What happened to the guy who didn't pay his exorcist?
 

11 ~ What's a monster's favorite play?
 

12 ~ What do you get if you divide a pumpkin's circumference by it's diameter?
 

13 ~ Where does Dracula eat his lunch?
 

14 ~ What do demons have for breakfast?
 

15 ~ What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
 

16 ~ How do monsters know what the future holds for them?
 

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Skeleton Quizes

 

What's a skeleton's favorite food?
 

Why are skeletons so calm?
 

Why do skeletons drink lots of milk?
 

What do you call a skeleton who won't do any work?
 

Why can't skeletons play church music?
 

Why don't skeletons like parties?
 

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
 

Why aren't skeletons brave?
 

Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
 

What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
 

What does a skeleton use to call his friends?
 

What do skeletons say before they start to eat?
 

Why don't skeletons each much?
 

When does a skeleton laugh?
 

What's a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
 

What's a skeleton's favorite song?
 

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
 

Why did the skeleton want a friend?
 

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
 

What kind of plates do skeletons eat off?
 

Why do skeletons hate the winter?
 

What do you call a skeleton snake?
 

What's a skeleton's favorite pop group?
 

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