Describe A Painful Death!

[The Old Man]

Hi all,

I saw this idea on another forum and the Member's there had some horrible death ideas! We're a dark bunch here at TIWWA, so how about it?

Here goes...

Being forced to slide naked down a huge cheese grater into a pile of salt.

[Walkabout]

this is an oldie but a goodie... bend two strong saplings trees about 10 feet apart... tie one foot to each sapling and release them at the same time thus making a human wishbone....

note: post 758.. member number 758...

Edited June 16, 2005 by Walkabout

[4th Horseman]

Hi all,

I saw this idea on another forum and the Member's there had some horrible death ideas! Were a dark bunch here at TIWWA, so how about it?

Here goes...

Being forced to slide naked down a huge cheese grater into a pile of salt.

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Very dark Old Man, very dark....i would like to use your premise but change one thing...how about being forced to slide naked down a huge freshly greased razor blade...pile of salt optional...makes you want to pucker right now...

must maintain our upbeatness!!!

[Raven Wolf]

To me, nothing could be worse than death by fire.

(Except mabye being forced to watch Human Essence over and over again! J/K!)

[4th Horseman]

To me, nothing could be worse than death by fire. 

(Except mabye being forced to  watch Human Essence over and over again!  J/K!)

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on a serious note, i have to agree with you RW....fire would be right up there in anyone's list. Falling is another one that i would like to try to avoid if at all possible..

Wow, i guess once the 3rd season is available here in the U.S. on 9/6 i shall blackmark Human Essence..so far the only episode in the first two seasons i find difficult to watch is "The Wild and the Innocent"..."Beware of the Dog" is a close 2nd, but what saves that particular episode is the Old Man and Michael really getting into that musical at the end...

Having a heat wave! A tropical heat wave.

The temperature's rising, it isn't surprising. She certainly can...Cancan!

She started a heat wave by letting her seat wave and in such a way that

her customer's say she certainly can... Cancan!

Till the Last Change...Be Done..

The Fourth Horseman...

[Raven Wolf]

Wow, i guess once the 3rd season is available here in the U.S. on 9/6 i shall blackmark Human Essence..

Oh... Don't not watch it just because of me. Different strokes for different folks , ya know. I happen to like "Beware of the Dog", and "The Wild & The Innocent", so you might like 'Essence. Make up your own mind, rather than listen to My downbeat vibes!

[The Old Man]

That razor blade idea wasn't easy to think about!

I agree fire would be terrible, the screams of the Reverend in Millennium burning at the stake were horrible. Arden Cohen in that episode said you mercifully run out of oxygen and pass out but I don't know. :Gehenna_demon:

Drowning is supposed to hurt like hell when your lungs fill up and I've read that your brain is still concious until it runs out of oxygen.

Come on you downbeat Dark b*******s! Think of some!

[Walkabout]

I think my worse would be to be buried alive and have my mouth and eyes covered or sewn like that poor guy in the pilot.. that gave me goose bumps!!

[4th Horseman]

I think my worse would be to be buried alive and have my mouth and eyes covered or sewn like that poor guy in the pilot.. that gave me goose bumps!!  

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eaten by pirahnas, electrocuted in various places, bathtub, dinner table, maybe theres a short in the magic fingers bed massager at the local hotel (it sure made Frank jump in "Monster"), getting sucked into a woodchipper, geez, Old Man, is this dark enough?

I was going to include a rather simultaneously funny yet disgusting incident my uncle who is a trauma surgeon came across a couple of years ago, but i dont know just how far one is allowed to go on the board. I have seen the x-rays myself and still find it hard to believe...anyway, this to me would be almost worse than anything we can come up with here...

I know there are curious souls out there, but i dont want to offend anyone, it is just a example of the classic equation alcohol + stupidity = not a good result..

The Fourth Horseman...

[4th Horseman]

Oh... Don't not watch it just because of me.  Different strokes for different folks , ya know.  I happen to like "Beware of the Dog", and "The Wild & The Innocent", so you might like 'Essence.  Make up your own mind, rather than listen to My downbeat vibes! 

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RW...yeah, i was just funnin ya...i will most certainly give it a look when the 3rd season finally arrives here, and dont get me wrong "Beware of the Dog" is one of the better episodes, but i still dont get how a guy who grows weary of the violence around him , moves to a bucolic, pristine area , builds a nice house on land he bought, can upset the balance :Gehenna_demon: . He wasn't guilty of anything but wanting to live in an area where he felt safe, just like all of us do.. who wouldn't want to move from the streets of a busy, faceless, nameless city to an area where you know your neighbors by their first names, where you can go down to the local diner and see the same people day after day...nothing wrong with that..

And by the way RW, you are one of the most upbeat people here, and thats why we are so very fond of you..