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Jack Meredith...

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1910 Ezekiel Drive, Seattle WA, 98924. Day, outside the Black residence. Frank comes out of his house, skips down the steps and walks round to the side of the house where a ladder stands leaning up against the wall. He climbs up with a pair of light bulbs in one hand. When he reaches the top, he screws one into a light fixture. As he does so, neighbor Jack Meredith walks up to greet him.

Jack: "Hi Frank! How's it go'in? I see your working up there! Need any tools?"

Frank: "Hi Jack! Fitting a security light for Catherine. Tools? Nah, got it all squared away, Jack. Thanks"

Jack: "Say Frank, Consulting? What the f*** is that?"

Frank slides down the ladder.

As he hits the ground, he spins, drops to one knee and punches Jack the Nosey Neighbour in the Groin...

Jack: "What the f***, Frank?" clutching his swollen testicles...

Frank: "Mind your own goddamn business, Jack"...

The Old Man.


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