Holes- Movie Review.
It's disney - right? ya would think that Disney would have at least a family oriented movie? but no. Sex. Gun battles and a woman who commits suicide.Long time ago, there was a man named something or other Yelnats and he fell in love with a girl, and she was going to be married off to a man who was going to give her father the bigest pig. well he went to a wize woman who gave him a little pig and told him to carry the pig up the mountain to a stream and let the pig eat and drink and the pig would grow strong, and when he did, he was to return and carry her up the mountain to drink and sing and she would be strong, but if he forgot, she would curse him...So you see where this is going. Yelnats went to the new world.Meanwhile, A school marm falls in love with a humble onion grower. The owner of the town is a real sleaze bucket, and after class he puts the moves on her. She rebuffs his advances, the sherrif sees her kissing the onion grower, and he kills the guys mule and catches up with him in his boat and shoots him dead.and it stops raining in the town...the school marm, Kate Barlow had tried to get the law to stop what was going on, but he refused. Several days later she shows up, asks him if he still wanted that kiss, and shoots him, THEN leaves a huge red lipstick kiss on him.It didn't make sense, before, why she was picking out who she did, but, it was the people who were rich, and would exclude people like the love of her life, or the hired hench men-those were her targets.Meanwhile Stanley Yelnats was walking home from school because a bully grabbed his homework and dumped it in the dunny, and he had to find it, and then he missed the bus, and as he went under a bridge shoes fell from the sky.famouse footwear, and he is caught, and senticed to 18 months at camp greenlake, which has no lake, and isn't green, and the young men dig holes. 5 foot deep, the width of their shovels.He gets beaten up a few times, and the warden is Sigorny Weaver, who's best line is "Excuse me?"Stanley goes after one of the kids whom he has befriended, and in the act, discovers a boat, that has peaches in jars, that have been sitting in the sun under the boat for 100 years... in the desert... Now, according to the story it turns into something - um - good enough to drink. Lemme tell you. it doesn't work that way, so don't try it at home unless you want a really skanky basement.Stanley saves the boys life, and they go back to dig just - one more hole where they find a small trunk, and the warden arrives with the other bad guys and the yellow spotted lizards come out of no where- and so does Stanleys lawyer, who said they discovered he was innocent the day before, and anyway, the warden calls him a theaf. cut to Kissing Kate Barlow, shes been cornered, and is dieing, and sees Sam, the love of her life, and he tells her, "I can fix that"and the owner of the now dried up lake is really upset. She sees one of her former students, and Kates revenge had been going on for 13 yrs.and she tells him none of his children will find it for 100 yrs. (which btw, is how long its been since it rained, but there is still trees...)and Kissing Kate grabs a lizard, talks nice to it and it bites her offered arm, and she dies.Really really bad message to send to kids, get revenge on those who hurt you and then kill yoursef. anyway Zeronie points out that the trunk that they dug up has Stanleys name on it, so, IE its his, and no goverment people step in to see how much is in the bag. the warden wants to see what is in it and begs him and he looks at her and says"Excuse me?" and gets in the car.Now, the foolish heart of a young man that brough a curse to his family for a long time has passed, but the kindess of his childrens childrens child breaks the curse- really.On Gods Thumb.i don't know the age for this movie, as there is violence, no real chicks, and while it trys to say, "you can love anyone were all the same inside..."blowing away those whom you don't like, really, isn't good things for kids to see...as for the end,the two kids made things right.and everyone, except the bad guys lived happily ever after with time served...Kath
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