Guest SouthernCelt Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 If newsrooms prepared stories about an impending Armageddon (instead of stocking up on AA batteries and running for the hills) here's what the headlines might say: USA Today: We're dead The Wall Street Journal: Dow plummets as world ends National Enquirer: O.J. and Nicole together again Playboy: Girls of the Apocalypse Microsoft Systems Journal: Apple loses market share Victoria's Secret Catalog: Our final sale Discover Magazine: How will the extinction of all life as we know it affect the way we view the cosmos? TV Guide: Death and damnation: Nielsen ratings soar Ladies Home Journal: Lose 10 lbs. by Judgment Day with our new 'Armageddon' diet! Inc. magazine: 10 ways you can profit from the end of the world Microsoft's website: If you didn't experience the Rapture, download software patch RAPT777.exe (My favorite by far!) Sports Illustrated: Game over Wired: The last new thing Rolling Stone:The Grateful Dead reunion tour Readers Digest: 'Bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ein042 Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Ladies Home Journal: Lose 10 lbs. by Judgment Day with our new 'Armageddon' diet! oh wow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gmcp Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 The Wall Street Journal: Dow plummets as world ends But Nasdaq is still strong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elders (Admins) The Old Man Posted July 6, 2006 Elders (Admins) Share Posted July 6, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPlainsDrifter Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Heres a few others: Playgirl: Frank Black exposes the real gift. People: Sexiest man alive: Grim Reaper Home and Garden: Beelzebub opens up his home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SouthernCelt Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Heres a few others: Playgirl: Frank Black exposes the real gift. People: Sexiest man alive: Grim Reaper Home and Garden: Beelzebub opens up his home Good ones, Joe. Of course you realize you've now started a new game...this topic may go on forever... To wit: NY Times: Bush White House fails to prevent Great Tribulation Washington Post: ACLU sues God: Minorities not adequately represented in Rapture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPlainsDrifter Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 heres a couple more: TV Guide: Life On Earth: Canceled Maxim: Lucy Butler Sexiest Demon Alive Martha Stewart Living: Martha reveals she is the anti-christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SouthernCelt Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 I told ya you'd start something: Inside EPA (insider newsletter): Administrator blames increased smoke and brimstone odor on increased fossil fuel use; vows swift action on control initiative. Cryptomundo (web site): New species observed worldwide -- are they previously undetected fauna or the demonic spawn of Satan? NASA Today (web site): World wide trumpet sound blamed on reentry of space debris from the Gabriel I early warning system satellite At the Old Man's Knee (Millennium Group member newsletter): Roosters crow. Owls finally agree -- the time is here Coast-to-Coast AM web site: Tomorrow night's guest will be Seymore "Spooky" Haints who will discuss the recent decrease in the incident of EVPs in cemetaries. Mr. Haints does report that the few recordings made recently seem to be those of an unusual sound and not words. "It sort of sounds like a 'Bronx cheer'," Mr. Haints commented. Fox network TV ad: At 8 next Tuesday, "When Demons Attack." All authentic and candid video, no reenactments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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