Top Ten X-Files Regected Scripts

[ethsnafu]

I love it when some seemingly random combination of words in the Google search box leads you to a great find purely by chance. Ever wondered which X-Files scripts never made it to the screen? Wonder no more......

Eth

Top Ten Rejected X Files Scripts

1) Title: "C. Brown"

Summery: Fox and Dana stake out a pumpkin patch waiting for a

reported floating orange figure which only appears in the presence of

a certain bald headed child.

2) Title: "Just a movie?"

Summery: Fox uncovers the secret alien past of the "Stargate

Ancient Egyptian Remote Planet Tours and Themepark" through the

cryptic hieroglyphics found on ancient bathroom walls.

3) Title: "Trouble in isle 10"

Summery: Aliens make large public landing in the 'Target'

department store parking with the intention of shopping early before

the Christmas rush. Guest star: Rossane Arnold.

4) Title: "Bay view" (Part 1/2)

]Summery: Fox and Dana are called to investigate a California

beach where everything is clearly not natural. This is a two part episode

which cliffhangs with Dana barley escaping the charm of the head lifeguard.

5) Title: "Time 9:02.10" (Part 2/2)

Summery: This is the second part of a two part episode. Fox

and Dana find the source of the unnatural events which are emanating

from a high school that only produces picture perfect students.

6) Title: "Vipers in the sky"

Summery: Fox plays an April fools joke on Dana by trying to

convince her that his not-so-super secret FBI person 'leaked'

information about the television program Battle Star Galactia and its

factual past.

7) Title: "Area 51"

Summery: A top secret military base once thought to contain

captured alien spacecraft and experimental planes to actually be a

place for 'Northwest' pilots to discretely land and get plastered.

8) Title: "The X files Christmas special"

Summery: Fox and Dana witness a graphic "tail hook" type

Christmas party where all traces of are which are covered-up in

military fashon.

9) Title: "Psychic friends"

Summery: Certain 900 numbers which had been previously

classified for entertainment purposes only are actually the real

thing.

10) Title: "X Windows"

Summery: A node (borge.big.cube.mil) [on the now Politically

Correct Internet] is uncovered by Fox to actually be run by aliens

spying on our every move.

"The source (code) is out there..."

Eth

PS I rather like the "summeries", kinda gives you a warm glow when reading doesn't it?

[Earthnut]

I don't know about the warm glow, but my head kept going from side to side. Not even sure if I can come up with a favorite.

[Guest WaveCrest]

It does actually! Like a warm pair of slippers.