"You know you've watched too much X Files when..."

[Guest Polaroid Stalker]

1. Your computer password is "TrustNo1."

2. You run, screaming in mortal terror, at the mere sight of a bee.

3. You think your television is sending you subliminal signals to kill people.

4. You look in your telephone book under the last names

"Mulder" and "Scully" and call them.

5. You have this intense fear of opening venetian window blinds.

[Raven Wolf]

1. You freak out at the sight of an escalator.

2. You keep your fireplaces sealed shut, and worry if there's a tiny gap anywhere.

3. You sware you will NEVER buy one of those dog leashes that automaicly retract.

4. You've decided that, if you can ever afford a cell phone, you're getting a Nokia.

5. You get creaped out when someone smokes around you, and start looking for beetles.

[Guest LauraKrycek]

Oh, I didn't think about that -- you look up character names in the phone book and, when you actually find one that matches a full character name (first and last), you struggle inwardly as to whether or not to call them.  This goes for the too much MM one too.  When I was looking up "Duchovny" (not a character name, I know), I stumbled across an entry in the Knoxville, TN phone book for Darkwing Duck, though.  Didn't call him either, but I'm beginning to think that I should.

[voidprime]

Oh, I didn't think about that -- you look up character names in the phone book and, when you actually find one that matches a full character name (first and last), you struggle inwardly as to whether or not to call them.  This goes for the too much MM one too.  When I was looking up "Duchovny" (not a character name, I know), I stumbled across an entry in the Knoxville, TN phone book for Darkwing Duck, though.  Didn't call him either, but I'm beginning to think that I should.

   

[Raven Wolf]

Yeah....  And I still have the "Frank Black" phone number, that I sometimes still consider calling....

He only lives about 30 minutes away!  Tempting.....

[voidprime]

Hmmmm.   Does anyone have Scully and Mulder's numbers?

   

Yep, they don't exist.

Be Seeing You,

David Blackwell

[Guest Polaroid Stalker]

"You know you've watched too much X Files when..."

1. You have told your friends to smack you if you ever start quoting X-Files for no reason whatsoever.

2. You try to see how many times you can fit the word

"plausible" into a normal conversation.

3. Your teacher doesn't even notice anymore when you start quoting episodes in the middle of boring science class.

4. You watch "America's Most Wanted," just to see if they show a story on Pusher or Eugene Tooms.

5. Under your senior yearbook photo is: "Most Likely to Stalk David Duchovny and/or Gillian Anderson."

6. Your parents give you all "X-Files"-related presents for Christmas.

7. You refuse to get on an elevator that talks to you.

8. Every song you hear on the radio would be perfect for the series.

9. Your friends call your favorite X-Files t-shirt your "uniform."

10. You ransack your house looking for listening devices.

[Raven Wolf]

6. Your parents give you all "X Files" -related presents for Christmas.

Yeah... guilty as charged!  Except this past Christmas, when Mom found "The Frenchman" and "Gehenna" paperback books for me too!

[voidprime]

Looks into thread anf igures everyone is coming up with some good ones.  

Wait, I know one.

1.  If you have friends named Beyers, Frohike, and Langely.

steps back out of thread.

Be Seeing you,

David Blackwell

[Raven Wolf]

Looks into thread anf igures everyone is coming up with some good ones.  

Wait, I know one.

1.  If you have friends named Beyers, Frohike, and Langely.

steps back out of thread.

Be Seeing you,

David Blackwell

Or if you know what their first names are...

~RAVEN WOLF

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