Favorite One-liner

[voidprime]

Great one-liners.   I wish I could think of some, but I'm in middle fo watching my new FOREVER KNIGHT TRILOGY PART 1 DVD set before I can even watch some Millennium episodes again.    

Be Seeing You,

David Blackwell

(wonders what episodes he should watch when he watches more Millennium)    

[Guest Polaroid Stalker]

I can't BELIEVE nobody came up with this classic one-liner:

From "The Thin White Line," when Frank meets with Richard Hance...

Hance: "First off, you wanna make a movie of my life, I want Gary Busey to play me. I think he'd be perfect for the part. Is he still popular?"

Frank: "I don't get cable."

Right here, I nearly laughed myself into a heart attack     !!!!

-- The Polaroid Stalker

 

[The Old Man]

Good one! Busey would have been great!

Gra.

[Guest The_0ld_Man]

Jose Chung's Doomsday Defense:

Smooth aka Selfosophy psycho #1: "Die, you dark b*******...All right! My gun jammed!"

HAHAHAHA

Cheers,

T_0_M

[Guest The_0ld_Man]

Geibelhouse: "Who'd buy so many copies of the same issue of the same nudie mag?... A pervert with a obsessive-compulsive disorder, that's who. So imagine this poor guy: he's down at the local newsstand... He's buying another dozen issues 'cause he can't help himself. And who's there to witness this gross display of indulgence? An anti-porn, feminist lesbian. So under false pretenses, she approaches the guy... Suggesting she give him a "personal" layout. Once back here, she immediately gets down to business."

Twohey: "Timeout. I thought you said she was an anti-porn, feminist lesbian."

Geibelhouse: "Yeah. She's one of those sexy, good-looking kinds."

Twohey: "Yikes."

Geibelhouse: "Exactly! And guess what she's got stashed under her secrets? A cattle prod. She starts zapping him; he starts screaming 'Stop! Stop!' But she can't stop, she won't stop. She'll never stop 'til every pervert's wiped off the face of the scum-sucking planet!"

Twohey: "What a woman."

Frank: "To know that profile reveals less about the perp than it does about the profiler ... That's what scares me."

Geibelhouse: "Hey, Frank, I probably shouldn't have called ya, but I got a hunch there's something about this case that's millenniumistic."

[Guest The_0ld_Man]

Somehow Satan Got Behind Me

Demon(Abum): "I mean, I ask you: what evil genius invented the alarm clock? No other creature but man could concoct a device that interrupts, on a daily basis, their only state of natural happiness. No doubt, the evil genius' evil twin contributed the snooze button."

T_0_M

[Guest LauraKrycek]

Somehow Satan Got Behind Me

Demon(Abum): "I mean, I ask you: what evil genius invented the alarm clock? No other creature but man could concoct a device that interrupts, on a daily basis, their only state of natural happiness. No doubt, the evil genius' evil twin contributed the snooze button."

I think of that quote every morning, as I hit the snooze button for the third time and curse my existence...  

[voidprime]

I think of that quote every morning, as I hit the snooze button for the third time and curse my existence...  

these days, I mostly leave my alarm off and my body can wake when I need it to.   After that, all I need to do is amke sure to get out of bed and not just lay there (and fall asleep again).

Be Seeing You,

David Blackwell

[Guest David Marx]

Two of my favorite from Anamnesis; one funny, one serious.

Catherine

"I just wore tight sweaters to class."

Lara

"But this is what I do. 'This is who we are.'"

Man, EVERY time I someone tells me "You don't have to do that," or "Why are you doing that," Lara speaks in my head.

[Guest LauraKrycek]

these days, I mostly leave my alarm off and my body can wake when I need it to.   After that, all I need to do is amke sure to get out of bed and not just lay there (and fall asleep again).

Yeah, that hasn't worked for me in a very long time.  When you're up half the night doing your homework, your body doesn't really want to get up when you need to.  Even when the alarm does go off.